what a preposterous night on american idol!
the theme from american bandstand! (apparently my thought processes are too linear. "bohemian rhapsody"? i mean, really)
a ford focus commercial/skit that was like a monkees outtake!
r.j. is saved!
christina is eliminated from her death bed!
and now r.j. is probably going to last another week because he's not only adopted, not only a victim of a tragic stage fall, and not only from cumming, georgia, but now he's also a crier! a weeper! his tears will buy him votes! AGGGH!